WELCOME MAH PEEPS!!!

Yo wassap!!! I'm Lester and this is my blog! I made this blog so I can talk about me and how awesome I am. So, my name is Lester. I wasn't supposed to be born, but I was anyway. My mom says I was an accident, which is kinda weird because a year after I was born she adopted my two older sisters... Huh. I have a crippling fear of guinea pigs and I believe that Oprah Winfrey is God... Well, next to Yahweh, I guess. For my fifth birthday, my mom went to the corner store to get balloons, but she got a box of condoms instead. I mean, we still blew them up and put them around the inside and outside of the house. Some of our neighbors thought it was a wedding. Our neighbors don't really like me and my parents. They think we're weird and poor. I mean, sure we're kinda poor, but we're not that weird. I think we're a pretty normal family. My mom sits in the kitchen eating ice cream and watching soap operas all day, which I think is totally normal. And I know, some kids from my school might say, "Oh, but you're Lester, of course you think it's normal!" But what does that mean? Just cuz I'm Lester that means I... Actually that sorta does make sense. So, anyway, my dad spends most of his time up in his room by himself... Um, never mind. I am an incredibly sexy single Jewish guy, if any of you ladies were wondering. Lester is OUT! -Sexykitty117